Saturday Rules OK

Ellie had her second and third lessons today and did brilliantly.

Area 3 members need to let us know if they are interested in being part of the team at the National championships.

Malcolm and Elaine made their monthly visit - Mal did so well on Zip - good to see them both and to have the chicken and chips Lou cooked for our tea - damned good it were.

Ellie was exhausted after her first full day but according to teach - Sarah had a great day.

Fingers crossed for Ilan in Kreuth tonight.

Bex had a great lesson again – always good to see her here and John and Vanda too.


A saying or two

Examinations - nature’s laxatives.

and

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.

and

“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.” (Billy Crystal).

Then the sign

On the door of a Moscow hotel room:
"If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it."


Outside a country shop:
"We buy junk and sell antiques."


WOMEN’S RULES OF SEX

Sex should not be rushed unless Eastenders is about to start.